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Home FAQ Poll Book Archive Daily Weekly Both Let us send you an email when a new story is published! Enter your email address above and press Alert Me! privacy policy  Members Online:	What is making Nokia cell phones explode? 15% 1. People refueling their cars too close to the cell phone. 48% 2. Booby-trapped batteries, referred to as "terrorist cells". 23% 3. Interaction of hairspray with newer GSM signals. 22% 4. Frustrated users gripping the units too tightly. (We were surprised to find that the results were over 100%, which we attribute to the great dedication of our readers to the dissemination of knowledge.) Return to Poll Archive

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