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Home FAQ Poll Book Archive Daily Weekly Both Let us send you an email when a new story is published! Enter your email address above and press Alert Me! privacy policy  Members Online:	Pete Rose has come clean, admitting he did bet on baseball while managing the Cincinnati Reds. To clear the air, what other offenses should Pete fess up to? 5% 1. He wrote the original Code Red Internet worm. 20% 2. He's the "real killer" O.J. is searching for. 48% 3. He downloaded all of Johnny Cash's songs using Kazaa. 65% 4. He knows his hair looks silly that way. (We're betting you won't notice that the numbers don't add up to 100%) Return to Poll Archive

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