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Home FAQ Poll Book Archive Daily Weekly Both Let us send you an email when a new story is published! Enter your email address above and press Alert Me! privacy policy  Members Online:	Oetzi, the 5,000 year old man found frozen in the Italian Alps, has been moved into a new "igloo" specially built to preserve his remains. If he were alive, what would he have to say? 12% 1. You found me frozen, and THIS is how you help me? 11% 2. Did you guys happen to grab my arrows, too? I had four. 40% 3. To whoever it was that tried to kill me 5,000 years ago: "In your FACE!" 50% 4. Could I get a little space heater in here? (The numbers don't add up to 100% because we let the ice man do the math on this one. It's been 5,000 years, give 'im a break.) Return to Poll Archive

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